Wednesday, September 03, 2008

The Most Incredibly Lifelike Baby Monkey Ever!

I'm always amazed by the crap that is sold in magazines like "Good Housekeeping." This one, though, takes the cake. Who the heck wants a miniature monkey in a "sweetheart" shirt? For 5 payments of $27.99?!!? Sure, it's "a masterpiece of amazing realism," but freaking out overnight guests with Little Umi tucked into their bed sheets isn't worth 140 bucks. Or maybe it is. Hmmmm.


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9 comments:

Damo said...

Ahahaha that's the most amazing thing ever. Who buys this shit - seriously?

(where can I get it?!)

Casey said...

Yeah, I kinda want this, too.

Elise said...

yeah I think I want it too. if I were a rich person with money to blow I'd definitely buy it. the sad thing is I think the kind of people who would buy this don't have money to blow.

Anonymous said...

what creeps me out is the statement that reads:

"this baby orangutan is not a toy; she is a fine collectible to be enjoyed by adult collectors."

Anonymous said...

That SHIT is what I sculpted retard and it is a "doll" just like the porcelain dolls that you probably played with as a little gir...ahem boy. I am sorry if you think it is too real to sit on a shelf to collect..... Go have a circle jerk.

Anonymous said...

My grandmother bought this for my daughter and my daughter loves it! She's 4.

Anonymous said...

My 7 & 8 yr. old boys had been asking for a real monkey for a long time. This past Christmas, I purchased these Umi monkeys for each of them, and it was worth every penny! My boys love them! However, we did remove the pink bows, we changed the outfits to boys, and gave them each boy names. They are adorable!

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