Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I Bought Stowe Resort Tonight...and I Now Sponsor Manchester United...Damn!

According to the NY Times tonight, the federal government has taken an 80% stake in AIG in exchange for an $85 billion dollar bailout. That means that since AIG owns Stowe Mountain Resort, we are now all the proud owners of the big hill. Where's my friggin' free pass!

Plus, it now means that I am a sponsor of Manchester United. Sweet Jesus! This deal sucks.

Q: How do you know someone isn't from Manchester?
A: They root for Manchester United.

Q: How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.

Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you don't agree with the bailout, please go to:
http://sanders.senate.gov/comments/ and http://leahy.senate.gov/contact.cfm to tell our senators to vote no to it, in any way, shape, or form. The only way America is going to wake up, is with a shake up.
If you do agree with it, tell them that you do. Democracy is great, isn't it.