Thanks to Three 6 Mafia, we have this ridiculous concoction:
1. Cough Syrup (anything with Codeine)
2. Vodka
3. Milk of Magnesia
4. Jolly Ranchers Red
Sizzurp goes by other names, such as lean, syrup, purple jelly, barre (seriously), and purple drank. Given the fact that at least two rappers have died of codeine overdose due to this stuff (DJ Screw and UGK's Pimp C), you'd think the sizzurp days were numbered. Guess again. An enterprising soft drink company is capitalizing on the woozyness. In leans Drank.
Innovative Beverage Group has taken time and great care to design the first and only anti-energy drink of its kind 'Drank.' Drank was formulated to be an extreme relaxation beverage that personifies the slow, smooth style of chopped and screwed music put forth by hip-hop giants such as: Mike Watts, Paul Wall, Chamillionaire, Slim Thug, Mike Jones, Johnny Dang, Three 6 Mafia, T.I., Rick Ross, Ludacris and the late D.J. Screw.
Instead of codeine, the slowness effects are provided by a mixture of rose-hips, melatonin, and valerian root (natural sleep aides). So now you can get your nap on the old fashioned way.
The AV Club did a hilarious Taste Test of this sleepy time beverage so that you don't have to.
Three 6 Mafia ft. UGK | Sippin... (DJ Emagen Purp Sippin Bass Drippin Remix)
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Sip Sip Sip Sippin' on some sizzzzurp...
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2 comments:
hahaha! Barre! That's splendid.
Wow. Just...wow.
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